re: war bad, finger paint good
-> On my old new blog I found this post:
i see everyone else is commenting on the war so i might as well too.
i'm not anti-war. some people just need to be kicked out of high office. diplomacy doesn't work, cajoling doesn't work, and they are working against the greater good of our nation/world.
but here's my major contention with this 'war.' hussain, although a questionable man and should have been thrown out of office 11-12 years ago, he was working diplomatically with the UN. it's been a slow task, but he has begrudgingly cooperated with the UN inspectors. so, what do we do, we attack him. yay!
now bush is going to war. so, what does that tell us? if the president doesn't like you he can declare war against you? and what about north korea? weren't we calling their war threats nothing more then posturing?
i'll leave you with this...
bush: we want all of your documents on your weapons.
iraq: uh, it will take a little time
bush: NO, NOW
iraq: uh, ok? ::day of deadline:: here.
us: it will take us a little bit to read this, don't do anything evil which we're reading
iraq:: ...
bush: LIES! ALL LIES! you left thingermerstuffers out.
iraq: no we didn't
bush: you liers. you have trucks you are transporting crap on.
iraq: no we don't
bush: yes you do.
UN: we haven't found any trucks
bush: look f'n harder
UN: we've been here a reasonable amount of time and we have no evi...
bush: -you're inco..co.. stupid! we have spy thingys and they saw them.
UN: uh, ok? tell us were they are.
bush: we can't
UN: why?
bush: you know those cloak thingys on star wars or something? they have them. and they move like 2 billion miles a hour.
UN: so how do...
bush: -just find them... on your own. iraq, blow up all your weapons or we will come on and remove them.
iraq: we have no more weapons you boob. we used them all on the ku... on experiments. like you experimented in the 40's and 50's on your own citizens. we've got some old weapons. we'll destory them.
bush: shut up. that was a different president. like ford or GMC. and destroy your secret stash.
iraq: we have no secret stash. and we're destroying them as...
bush: -thats it... final staw. we want saddam out or we're attacked.
iraq: wtf??? we just destroyed a bunch of f'n weapons and now you want to attack us?
bush: lifes a bitch, huh?
Tags: War, Bush, Husain, Ponys