mission to pluto
i forgot, i wanted to write down a quasi mission statement for the blog. because, we all have a mission. mine is to sleep with jessica alba. yours, doesn’t matter… unless it’s getting me to sleep with jessica alba or vise versa. that and i need something to do.
-> i will post pretty much anything that catches my eye.
-> this site will be 2 parts political, 1 part personal, 1 part entertainment, with a sprinkle of general news and a dash of love. from me. to jessica alba. seriously, she’s the bee’s knees, yo.
-> i’ll put a blub under the link telling you of my vast disgust or enormous gratitude. or something in between, but, that’s no fun.
-> i’ll probably post 2–3 times a day to start out, i really don’t feel like getting burnt out early.
-> i might make a editorial post about various things. things that do stuff. stuff that does things. something like that, i don’t know where i was taking that. editorials. yeah, they’ll probably be the longer ones.
-> sorry for posting mostly cnn links. i’ll try to make the links various and plenty.
-> the language. i’ll try to make it concise. most of the time i’m tired or drunk, or both and don’t make my points clear. or, i make my posts unintentionally rude. when i want to be rude, i promise, you’ll be able to tell. sort of.
-> the language, part deux. i’ll try to keep swearing to a minimum. not because i want to be nice, but i believe it takes away from the post. it either pisses some people off or turns them off completely. not that i care if those people are reading my blog, just i will keep the swearing to a minimum. but, here’s some of my all-time favs:
dick – dickhead – fuck – motherfucker – fucktard – shitbrick – asswipe – bitch – goddamn
other than that, you’re on your own. i think i’ve covered mostly everything, if not, i’ll post my e-mail one of these days.
peace and hair grease, yo
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