soup in my fly

One. One Year. Ha Ha Ha.

2009-12-21T03:51:00.001-05:00

A lot has happened and almost none of it positive. So here are my New Years Resolutions:Write more.I actually started writing more this year. Although it's still pretty few and in-between when I write. I started a dream journal - which was good for a week and then I got into the same old routine of saying "later" and forgetting the dream. I've seldom written in my normal journal, but there is a

Back; gone. What's the difference.

2008-08-03T23:27:00.001-05:00

* taps fingers on Wacom tablet *I spent 150 bucks on a 9X11 Intros 2 about 3-4 months ago. It isn't a purchase that I regret totally, but I'm having problems sitting down and drawing anything on it. I fully INTEND to draw on it, yet I don't.I was away for a month. I didn't achieve anything that I wished to achieve. Sort of the story of my life. Like school, I fully INTEND to go in there and make

Dogs; What they have to do with politics

2008-06-29T21:41:00.001-05:00

Scientists (social, natural and the like) stretch for meaning with anything. It's what they are supposed to do mind you, but especially with social scientists they tend to get things wrong with that stretch for meaning with two totally different things.Here's my attempt to be wrong.Max was the son of Sweat-Pea and Bogey. He was a happy go lucky type of dog. Sweat-Pea was more the cuddler and

Where are all my people?

2008-06-21T07:54:00.001-05:00

I've started to become more proactive in hunting for people on the internet.My Trillian contact lists once stood as a shining beacon of wasteable time, now sits as a withered remnant for its once former glory. So not to bog down this entry with a bunch of needless facts I'll just say around 2004 I stopped adding people. I stopped looking for people. My list wasn't that populated either, I had

I don't read

2008-06-20T00:12:00.001-05:00

That is a bit misleading. I read all the time. I read websites and articles and school textbooks (sometimes). The greater brunt of my reading comes from the web. I don't read books. That's better. There is no reason for me not to read books. In fact I should have learned four languages, how to play the piano, draw like Leonardo and look like Brock Samson by now with the abundance of free time I

Here we go again

2008-06-19T04:08:00.001-05:00

The 2008 elections are shaping up to be a huge let-down for the Democrats.In 2004 even though the historic precedent sided against the Democrats they felt they could take the presidency. Bush was unpopular and the Congress wasn't accomplishing much. The left-wing blogs were abuzz with the Democrats chance to take back the White House. We all know how that ended. Fast-forward to now.The Democrats

Huh.

2008-06-04T11:55:00.001-05:00

I need to set up my hotlink again. Yay.

Holy Crap! Mail Bag!

2008-04-26T04:38:00.001-05:00

This is my first email, I'm so proud. :: wipes tears from eye ::Do you think Barack Obama will win the Democratic primary?First I'll start off by saying I hate people who give answers like the one I'm about to give. I'm not an Obama supporter, as I said in a previous post. I think Obama will win the primary. Obama's almost insurmountable delegate lead and the fact that that he only needs 40-50 of

All's quiet on the western front

2008-04-20T18:26:00.001-05:00

According to a Democratic strategist unaligned with any campaign butwith knowledge of the situation gleaned from all three camps, theanswer is simple: Obama blew it. Speaking to Edwards on the day heexited the race, Obama came across as glib and aloof. His response toEdwards’s imprecations that he make poverty a central part of hisagenda was shallow, perfunctory, pat.[new york magizine] - 28

Back, Part Deux

2008-03-30T09:42:00.001-05:00

Well,I really need to find a better file host.Election, 2008I was for Edwards in the beginning. Even though he did some pretty nefarious stuff to make sure Howard Dean didn't get the nod in 2004, I felt he had a few ideas that were good for the nation and there wasn't anyone who could take on Clinton nor Obama. He failed. Spectacularly. The Clinton's make my skin crawl. Maybe not before, but now

I'm back.

2007-11-04T19:42:00.001-05:00

Sorry for the down time and away time. First things first. I fixed the site problems, the referral problem. It's more like a temporary fix, but a fix none the less. Second thing. I fixed the disappeared site. A little while after I noticed the refer' glitch, the site disappeared. The original host quit linking the files, so the site had no direction. I downloaded the files and put them on a free

The most useless people in the world...

2007-05-10T23:28:00.001-05:00

... are sports writers.Lawyers have a use. Whether it's admitted or not. Most people have uses. Even if they end up being bad, it's still a use.Sports writers are the most annoying and useless people on the face of the planet. How many different ways can you say "they raced around in a circle for 400 laps with two cautions"? Oh, I know! Add something about the family! Or maybe something about how

What's all this then

2007-03-25T05:37:00.001-05:00

The officials contend that Gonzales' attendance at this meeting is not contradictory to what he has previously said -- that he was not involved in the details of the firings or in selecting the specificprosecutors. That task was left to Sampson, who has resigned over the controversy.[cnn] 3/24Seriously. I mean SERIOUSLY. I won't comment on the investigation. The investigation will flush

Typing sucks

2007-03-22T07:08:00.001-05:00

Ever since my apparent withdrawal from school I've been planning on what to do next. After my history with computers and my "I won't ever work with computers" statement -- I'm thinking of working with computers.One thing I've had to relearn was typing. I've been a hunt-and-peck typer forever. After my unfortunate illness I went from 30-35 WPM to 15-20 WPM. Since I want some semblance of speed

Men of the Year Edition

2007-03-20T03:38:00.001-05:00

WASHINGTON - The White House began floating the names of possible replacements for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Monday as the Justice Department released more internal documents related to the firings of eight U.S. attorneys last year.[realcites] 3/19/07It would appear that Gonzales, or Gonzo as I like to call him, is getting the shaft. Fuzzy memory. Misleading. Out right fabrications. And

I have a dream

2007-03-19T07:51:00.001-05:00

I was going to set up a vblog that incorporated my total lack of ideas.Yeah, that won't work out.I was watching a vblog parodying that exact moment. I watch vblogs now by the way. Anyhow, I would have caught on quick that that isn't a good show. Dramatic pauses every once and a while... ok. Sitting there with a finger up your nose... mmmm, no. I knew it probably was a general theme of vblogs, but

I hate Sunday's

2007-03-18T07:07:00.001-05:00

I'll put a few entries up in the noon-timeish.One thing that makes me uncontrollably want to rip peoples larynx's out is the difference between liberal/democrat, conservative/republican.People who are liberal might be republicans and conversely conservatives might be democrats. There is no magic formula for this. The dems and repubs are parties, the libs and cons are ideologies. The two major

Seriously

2007-03-17T00:54:00.001-05:00

CEDAR FALLS, Iowa (AP) - Republican presidential contender John McCain on Friday used the term "tar baby," considered by some a racial epithet, and later said he regretted it.[some news site] - 3/16/07Why is the use of any racial slur in any politicians vocabulary? Who cares if it's used another way? If it might piss off some people... you know, don't use it. Oh why bother.bu-u-u-u-t clinton...

Deleting Sites is Hard to do

2007-03-16T06:19:00.000-05:00

This morning I just went though a shitload of sites that I found that I didn't "need" anymore.I had some bookmarks that go back to 2001. I've cleaned sites out since 2001, but this was my most comprehensive upkeep since 2005. I'm probably going to delete about 20% more in the coming days. I don't know why I continuously bookmark some pages. Some I can understand, like a BBS that has been out of

Being torn sucks...

2007-03-15T20:43:00.000-05:00

My favorite (web) comic is Questionable Content.It is much like Zeek 2.0. The drawer of that comic got burnt out and quit mid-stream when it was getting really interesting. You have a guy who wants a girl and they can't get together even though she likes him too... maybe in "that" way, maybe not. I could be mixing it up, but since I have nothing to do on... that's the major arc.I like comics like

I am me...

2007-03-15T02:45:00.000-05:00

I don't remember any president (I've been alive for five, and for Carter I was to young) involved in so much corruption. It is like the Bush Admin goes out of its way to become embroiled in something. Paris Hilton is getting to much air time? We better do a wire tapping scandal. I don't know what is wrong with my site in Firefox. I may start fixing stuff. I might not, it's the thought that counts

I am Fry's boredom...

2007-03-13T22:14:00.000-05:00

I don't know what I want to do.I have grand visions in my head of what I want to do. But they are abstract. Sort of like Picasso. In olden times a wanted a bunch of phone lines for my BBS. I also wanted a bigger hard drive, more registered doors (games) and a 6 disk cd-rom for files. None of that ever came to be. Except the door thing, but that was only because I was into the warez (pirated files

I don't care

2007-03-05T02:25:00.000-05:00

When is "I don't care" an answer?I was having a heated argument with my friend the other day(other being a week ago because this message sat in my blog window languishing). More like he was having a heated argument with me and I was saying I don't care. The argument was about whether or not I understood why he did what he did. The what he did is inconsequential to this piece. "This" could be

I am Howard's big mouth...

2007-02-11T20:16:00.000-05:00

“If I were running al-Qaida in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008 and be praying as many times as possible for a victory, not only for Obama but also for the Democrats.”- http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070211/ap_on_re_au_an/australia_obama_iraqRight, because the aussie was spotted coming out of a cave in Pakistan just last month. I like how everyone talking down on the Dems forget how

I am Fry's wasted life...

2007-02-10T19:38:00.000-05:00

Remember how I said I'd be coming back home and everything would be a bit easier? I lied. Not on purpose, I thought it would be easier. School, home life, work. I could "deal" with them. Needless to say school is sucking whatever interest I did have in law out of law. Not the classes, just everything else. USF sucks. Badly. They are in-between "big" and "small" school, so I think they

election: recap

2006-11-12T14:25:00.000-05:00

I'm sort of happy.As you all know, Kronos won. I mean Democrats.Damn, this is hard work. I had this picture of everything I wanted to say, it's just not coming to me now. Anyhow, reasons the Democratic majority are a good thing:1.) Uh, ok. That wasn't to be spiteful, I really don't have anything. That is the problem with a two party system. When you can't do the above, you start naming off bad

too long, really. it has been.

2006-11-11T18:31:00.000-05:00

Wooo...Sorry about the long off lay. Lay off. Whatever.First, News burn out. I was sort of burnt out reading all the news crap. Sort of. I'm fresh, maybe can deal with it better, so weee.Second, bordom. I just had better things to do. Like, look at porn. You've been there, don't look at me that way.Third, school. I was going to a Uni and I left my compy back here. Home. So. They have a compy lab

Ick

2006-07-15T23:53:00.000-05:00

Working long hours harder on women's health, study saysCNN.com - Working long hours harder on women's health, study says - Jul 14, 2006.Yeah, sorry about that.– So, you say, the general age women can live will be adversely effected by how much they work? You’re saying that women won’t live as long if they work like men? Who’da thunk it.Oh yeah, me.

Oh, it's you.

2006-07-10T20:37:00.000-05:00

Ugh -- Long week in... my world I guess. Rather than bore you with details... -... meh. I''ll do this tomorrow, promise. Tags: lame

Explaination

2006-07-07T14:22:00.000-05:00

Why I link to Democratic / Liberal sites and not Conservative / Republican (other to make fun of them) sites: Well, I'm biased. I don't pretend to be otherwise. Second, even if I was biased the other way, I think they are mostly based on pessimistic or uneducated opinion. Yeah, this site would be a prefect example, but most of the blogs / sites have actual news. The problem, I think again, with

Too tired

2006-07-06T21:55:00.000-05:00

- Use your own Florida tag. I know you have one. [ MSNBC ] Tags: military, funeral, protest

... but judge, it isn't my hamburger!

2006-07-05T21:36:00.000-05:00

The so-called "paternity fraud" bill did not make it through the 2005 session but this year was amended to an adoption bill (HB 7151) and was passed by the Florida Legislature. I believe both parents should be treated equally in the birth of a child. That being said, it is totally asinine for courts to require someone who is not the father to pay child support. You are rubbing salt in the

Who cares right?

2006-07-05T17:59:00.000-05:00

I swear on whatever is holy… WHY THE HELL WASN’T THIS DEALT WITH… :: ahem :: during the campaign off-season? Seriously, I think the Democrat’s want to lose. Since 2000 we’ve known our (Florida, but come on… Diebold) election system was woefully inadequate. Do we do anything about it? [2000] Na, it will fix it self. No? OMG… VOTERS WON’T BE COUNTED… [2001] Na, it will fix itself. [2002] OMG…

Funniest thing you'll see today

2006-07-05T13:04:00.000-05:00

I was laughing so hard I was crying. A little set up if you've seem it: Whos line is it anyway; Ryan and Colin are letting two women from the audience make sound effects for what they are doing. Take it away... http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-MIDHbmVZw&search=anyway Tags: Whos line, funny, Ryan and Colin

If at first you don't succeed...

2006-07-05T08:38:00.000-05:00

:: cringe :: I don’t know what irks me more, that they fell out of “power” or that they want it back. Dade county Democrats should take a page out of the netroots playbook, don’t become a huge party like the Democrats of old or the Republicans of new. They are bound to fail sometime and then you are back at square one again. Make voters aware of the ideas that you supposedly stand for. Electrify

WTF?

2006-07-04T21:43:00.000-05:00

From the files of stupidest logic in the world: "Customers have been crying out for a tool which could tell them if they have been duped," she said. Wha…? Someone, or people said, “Gee whiz, I sure hope I haven’t been duped, even though nothings wrong with my computer now.” Wait, they’ve been crying out for new stuff to mess up their computers. Ok, it’s like this, “Waaaaaaaaaaaa, OMG my

Back to American Idol

2006-07-04T21:25:00.000-05:00

- Wait, wasn't Zarqawi's death supposed to like.. uh.. have peace on the march... or democracy.. or candy.. uh.. NORTH KOREA JUST LAUNCHED MISSLES..OMG.. GRAB THE KIDS AND.. uh,, what? It's just posturing, nothing to worry about? Well, ok, if you say so. BBC NEWS | Middle East | Zarqawi death has 'little impact'. Tags: Zarqawi, North Korea

Recounts rule

2006-07-04T17:59:00.000-05:00

Wow. Florida all over again. What, it’s Mexico? Same difference. I’m being a racist? No, I’m pointing out that the left is asking for a recount. So we are clear, I believe every election should be verified. Regardless of cost. I think though, because it is the Left and not the Right, this will set off more troll’s to the message boards saying that the Left can not take defeat. *cough* Washington

I have money, wooooo

2006-07-04T16:38:00.000-05:00

I tend to stay away from these ‘rah-rah, America is great” articles. Sure, you can find a handful of people anywhere that can say they’ve had a rags-to-riches experience with America, but it is only a handful. The vast majority of stories you would hear are just people scraping by hoping that their children have a better life than them. I say kudos to this man. Only not everyone makes it so good.

What him? He doesn't matter.

2006-07-04T15:57:00.000-05:00

- Happy Fourth everybody. - Is President Bush’s house of taped together cards coming down? The main nemesis in his so called “War on Terror” is no longer being looked for with any urgency. Maybe that is because al-Qaeda doesn't have a centralized power structure, but since Bush has a need to put a face on everything, I’ll say this, “Heckofajob Bushie.” Wait, does this mean Bush hates America? [

Hypocrasy, thy name is Lieberman

2006-07-03T18:05:00.000-05:00

- My heads exploding and I haven't even been back two minutes. Seriously, if Lieberman loses the primary he should support the winner or go away like all the other losers of primaries. What I'm seriously regretting is if he wins he'll talk about vindications (which, he's the f'n incumbent, he should win a primary) or if he loses he'll talk about how much he respects the voter but a fringe group

NEWS OVERLOAD

2006-07-01T05:32:00.000-05:00

- Yeah, sorry. I think I've been on a news overload as of late. I was getting angry at stupid little things, like, my coke was too cold or someone spawned me on my favorite game. Needless to say I didn't feel right. Maybe it was because of the Right or Left -- but, waking up I felt normal. But I really feel like relaxing. So, I'm taking a break tomorrow and I'll be back Monday. ISRAEL last

See me? I'm a little teapot. Wanna go?

2006-06-30T07:50:00.000-05:00

- I've finished the site with only a few minor hosting and listing problems. Haven't posted anything but temporary messages, but it all looks like it works. I should be posting stuff there in the next week. [ tri ] Tags: New Site, Tri I like green eggs and ham

you think you know me

2006-06-30T02:43:00.000-05:00

– I don’t know, this might not be just a great idea to attack a country over a soldier. Not that a human life isn’t worth it, but I don’t think a government nor a general people would try to piss off someone they are finally normalizing relations with. I wouldn't put to much into Hamas being in league with these people, but that is just me. Funny thing that karma, as Bill O’Reilly said, bad

TV is the great Satan

2006-06-29T21:06:00.000-05:00

- PBS has a good editorial on what may happen if Net Neutrality goes the way of the Dodo Bird.That is one thing I'll never get, so they want to make the net' "tiered" because the Coms' need more money to spread the net' although we've already given them tons of money through the form of taxes to do just that. So... we are being double taxed? Anyone? [ PBS ] - My second attempt at getting

I'm running out of topics

2006-06-29T16:06:00.000-05:00

- This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, and a saw a script that was five pages long... for a period!!! Hahahaha... haha... ha... anyhow, I <3 Olbermann. He's the best thing that's name isn't Stewart or Cobert. [Crooks and Liars] - I'm reading the Federalist and Anti-Federalist Papers right now. Not so much reading, as looking at them like I'm going to read them. Part of me knows when I

Who do I hate?

2006-06-29T14:06:00.000-05:00

- I was going to post earlier, but the Movable Type install wasn't going so hot, so I switched to WordPress. Yeah, doesn't seem to be doing any better. :/ - Gotta love that ol' Georgie boy, even when you think he has lost... he has probably won. This is insane btw, his party controls every branch in government and when one tells him no, he goes to the other one. Wasn't Congress mad about his

night, night

2006-06-28T21:54:00.000-05:00

- Early night for me tonight, I have a lot of things to do tomorrow, like... you're a nosey person* aren't you? Just letter writing and getting my stuff in order. - Still messing with the site, though I'm starting to see a finished product. - I found two Florida political news sites, they will add to the sites crappy great content. *I changed it right after I typed it. :P Tags: Night, Update,

Because that worked so well the last time

2006-06-28T20:30:00.000-05:00

- How do these people become leaders? Ok, I know how they become leaders, but... WTF? I figure killing the people who killed your diplomats would be nice... but then wouldn't that just create more violence against Russians? And instead of a communist dictatorship, we have a Fascist dictatorship. Someone call Boris Yeltsin... he is drunk off his ass? Never mind. I'm so glad Russia isn't communist

What's in an update?

2006-06-28T16:22:00.000-05:00

- Yeah, because he isn't doing a good enough job by himself. [MediaMatters] - Let me put it bluntly, the press can print whatever they want. [MediaInfo] Why's this? So they can keep an eye on on public figures. Do I agree with this all the time? No, but it is better than the alterative.And this is exactly what they are for, to make sure we don't have our rights violated. National Security is a

... where's my flag shirt

2006-06-28T05:27:00.000-05:00

One vote. 66 - 34 First, the Flag Amendment didn't pass. Politicians have to be held to a higher standard than this. We have so many more pressing issues to deal with and this Congress just ignored them. It felt flag burning, gay marriage, and the inheritance tax was more important than immigration, spiraling debt, or inequalities among poor people. They spent time debating these things. Gay

I <3 blogging

2006-06-27T23:08:00.000-05:00

This site is still a work in progress. Actually I'm still not a hundred percent in love with the idea of doing a political blog. I like the idea of blogging though. I'll give my site, in its current incarnation, about two months -- if it doesn't click I'll try something new. What I love about blogging the most is that everyone does it, even Wil f'n Wheaton. Haven't done much anything with

Burn the flag = treason. Tigers flag? Hell yeah.

2006-06-27T17:55:00.000-05:00

:: blink :: The slippery slope keeps getting slipperier. The Republican’s are one vote shy of sending this country down a path I don't think it can return from. Amongst many people I feel burning the flag is deplorable, along with illegal drugs, not wearing your seat-belt/helmet, smoking, drinking, let’s just say any victimless “crime,” but I support any Americans right to do these things. Hell,

Stupid News - with 50% more Florida

2006-06-27T05:27:00.000-05:00

This gives me a whole bunch of warm feelings in the cockles of my heart. The US has told Israel to count to ten and take a deep breath before doing anything drastic (read: stupid). Yeah, that rings sort of hollow to me. Hey, remember when the international community said the same thing with regard to Iraq? Me neither, pass the popcorn, this should be good. [BBC NEWS]. I’m of differing opinions on

Watch this weasel

2006-06-26T22:56:00.000-05:00

Bush ignores laws he inks, -> vexing <– Congress. “McCain was furious, and so were other lawmakers.” BWHAHA… BWWWHAHAHAHA… BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Wow, first off I didn’t know that the media knew any words besides the normal newspeak, congrats. Second, congress could do a lot to stop the president. Impeaching him would do the job right off the top of my head. Censure him, not pass laws

I love the smell of terror in the morning

2006-06-26T22:22:00.000-05:00

"The fact that a newspaper disclosed it makes it harder to win this war on terror." – George Bush So much for our unofficial fourth branch of checks and balances. Just a matter of time before they have made so many laws that the presses freedoms are suffocated. Why do I get the feeling we are all living in Bush's world and there isn't any thing we can do about it? I seriously wonder what the

Who's a big fat idiot?

2006-06-26T21:52:00.000-05:00

Wait for it… wait for it… BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahhhh… BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :: cough :: BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA :: snort :: And there is your conservative media ladies and gentleman. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses, I’m here all week. [Talking Points Memo]. I don't know what's more outrageous, that he got away with it the first time or that he is going to rail on about something tomorrow and people are

Stay and die

2006-06-26T20:16:00.000-05:00

First let me tell you that I am not advocating full scaled pullout, but I do like hypocrisy. After the last few weeks of the admin [read: republicans] saying all the dem’s who support pullout / redeployment are trying to “cut and run,” the military says it is cutting and running. [PERRspectives Blog]. [UPDATE] They aren’t cutting and running, they are uh, moving… shit… uh… up a hill… and making

Don't Panic

2006-06-26T03:17:00.000-05:00

- I love my readers. Whenever I post a lot of messages they flock to the site, but when I post a few they disappear. That wouldn't be surprising except for the fact that most of the content is on the days when I post the fewer messages. What a world eh?- I've been playing around with the site the past few days and I've found some cool sites. I'll post them in a bit, but the most interesting site

Goat's are hyper

2006-06-25T03:04:00.000-05:00

This took place in the UK, so I’ll give it a little bit of a pass. Yeah, a little. Why do they still do this. Wait, why did they ever do this? You have solider's saluting a goat. Picture it. A goat? This might be fine for a military academy, but we’re talking about the British f’n Army. Don’t they have better things to do, like say, kill people? Tags: Goat, British, military Head… Exploding…

When it rains...

2006-06-25T02:45:00.000-05:00

I've decided to go in another direction with the site. I shall turn it into a clown porn site with exclusives of clown midget bearded ladies, ou, I'm ready. I know what I am going to do with the site now. I should have known right after I started, but it was a lot easier with no content with an article at the top. Here's what it shall look like: Content, content content! I'll scale back the

I really hate Doctor Who

2006-06-24T21:40:00.000-05:00

Ok, I don't but Rose really sucks now. I mean, REALLY. So not to give you spoilers for a season you haven't seen: I hope that thing happens that it alluded to at the end of this episode happens and it is not a bait and switch. THAT IS ALL I'M SAYING. I might be able to put up with David Tenant, but this Rose crap has to go. It's called "DOCTOR WHO", not "doctor who and his magnificent companion

I hate Saturday

2006-06-24T20:24:00.000-05:00

I mowed my "lawn" today. Usually it's just a build up of weeds, so I put it off until the last possible moment before the neighbors call the deed people. That is a long time because most have lawns as bad as ours. So we live on the corner of a somewhat busy street and the people usually just dump their crap on our lawn and drive off. Being the responsible liberal, I just mow over it and hope the

Happy Day's was always cool

2006-06-23T21:38:00.000-05:00

WASHINGTON - A secret CIA-Treasury program to track financial records of millions of Americans is the latest installment in an expansion of executive authority in the name of fighting terrorism. The administration doesn't apologize for President Bush's aggressive take on presidential powers. Vice President Dick Cheney even boasts about it. Analysis: CIA program expands Bush's power - Yahoo!

Baghdad Bush: Everything is fine!

2006-06-23T09:14:00.000-05:00

BAGHDAD, Iraq - The Iraqi government declared a state of emergency and imposed a curfew Friday after insurgents set up roadblocks in central Baghdad and opened fire on U.S. and Iraqi troops just north of the heavily fortified Green Zone. Iraqi govt declares state of emergency - Yahoo! News. From the you didn't see that one coming department... I understand that making this a stable...

Microsoft Rules

2006-06-23T00:08:00.000-05:00

“Hmmm, how can I screw Microsoft users more?” Tags: Caption

Reticulating Splines

2006-06-23T00:03:00.000-05:00

"Drugs? Where?"Tags: Caption

We the people...

2006-06-22T23:52:00.000-05:00

I'm not changing the format of the blog, just the news hasn't stuck me as funny or stupid. Not to say there hasn't been stupid news (Coulter saying if Murtha gets fragged he'll finally deserve a Purple Heart) just look at the Media Matter's bar on the side of the page, but the mood hasn't stuck me. So, this is why I don't get involved in fights. Especially internet fights (cue the "Arguing on the

zombies are not cool

2006-06-22T17:31:00.000-05:00

braaaains.... BRAAAAAAINNNSS.... Tags: Caption, Zombie

Repubs make me laugh

2006-06-22T04:19:00.000-05:00

About a year before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, historian Martin Gilbert visited the Oval Office to talk about the leadership of Winston Churchill during the Second World War. Based on the work of this preeminent 20th-century historian, we can guess what traits he might have emphasized: realism and vision. When it came to measuring the brutalities and sacrifices of war against the existential

I sofa king we todd did.

2006-06-22T01:17:00.000-05:00

I get in the most retarded arguments with my neighbor. Today, much like every other fucking day I had nothing to do, besides the obvious... which I'll do later, I swear. I go over to his house and we exchange pleasantries and it's on. He big into poker. Most of the immediate people around me are way to into poker, more on that later. He's playing as I'm watching egging him to put all his chips in

Myspace is where I pick up all my gfs

2006-06-21T20:34:00.000-05:00

AUSTIN, Texas - New security measures for young users of MySpace.com won't be enough to stop online child predators, safety experts warned Wednesday. Those under 18 will still be able to make contact. Without age verification, adults can sign up as teens and request to join a 14-year-old's list of friends, which would enable the full profiles. Safety experts: MySpace changes not enough

Stay and die

2006-06-21T20:15:00.000-05:00

ZAHN: Your party is getting creamed as the party of cut-and- runners, the wobbly, the weak. Some Democrats want the immediate withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq. Some think they should be out a year from now. And some think setting a timetable, period, is irresponsible. So, do you understand why that divisiveness compromises the credibility of your party? Media Matters - Zahn to Biden. Umn, what

Why do you need money?

2006-06-21T16:40:00.000-05:00

WASHINGTON - The Republican-controlled Senate smothered a proposed election-year increase in the minimum wage Wednesday, rejecting Democratic claims that it was past time to boost the $5.15 hourly pay floor that has been in effect for nearly a decade. The Senate vote marked the ninth time since 1997 that Democrats there have proposed — and Republicans have blocked — a stand-alone

re: war bad, finger paint good

2006-06-21T03:39:00.000-05:00

-> On my old new blog I found this post: i see everyone else is commenting on the war so i might as well too.i'm not anti-war. some people just need to be kicked out of high office. diplomacy doesn't work, cajoling doesn't work, and they are working against the greater good of our nation/world. but here's my major contention with this 'war.' hussain, although a questionable man and should have

... and goodnight to all

2006-06-20T23:21:00.000-05:00

-> Ok, here it is. I have a minor problem with the header, but that should be dealt with by next week. Thing is, I had it completely the way I wanted it yesterday when I was fooling around with it. Meh, looks better and I have got mostly everything figured out, so. Yay. -> Boy, everyone stepped up their right-wing moron A-game today. I'll try to play catchup tomorrow.

Once more with feeling

2006-06-20T20:00:00.000-05:00

I was looking though web sites the other day and a came acrossed an article, as I normally do. I won't go into specifics, but the article questions America's (in general) lack of personal responsibility. It did so in the most ingenious of ways, it said something to the affect of "you're questioning our troops and never fought for our country, why don't you (or a loved one) go over there and see

Hath you any fifa beans?

2006-06-20T18:15:00.000-05:00

The bodies of two U.S. soldiers reported captured last week have been recovered, and an Iraqi official said Tuesday the men were "killed in a barbaric way." ABC News: Bodies of Missing U.S. Soldiers Recovered. :: moment of silence :: In the two weeks before he allegedly killed a Providence police detective with the officer's own gun, Esteban Carpio's behavior was by turns bizarre and frightening,

Update: 95.3% content free

2006-06-20T00:31:00.000-05:00

GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba - A female interrogator ran her fingers through a prisoner's hair and sat in his lap, a barber gave reverse mohawks and a detainee was forced to kneel so many times he was bruised, the U.S. government says in the most detailed accounting of eight abuse cases at its Guantanamo Bay prison for terror suspects. Worldandnation: Gitmo abuses detailed in report. That

Still 100% content free

2006-06-19T06:27:00.000-05:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- North Korea is believed to have completed fueling a missile capable of reaching Alaska, raising the probability of an imminent test launch, U.S. officials said on Sunday.The United States plans to join Japan in a sharp response if the test goes ahead.Washington has warned Pyongyang against the launch in a message passed to North Korean diplomats at the United Nations

Elections are for fascists

2006-06-18T17:22:00.000-05:00

I've read a lot about democracy being broken. Maybe not a lot, but it all melts together when your scanning hundreds of blogs over a few weeks. It isn't. Take the 2000 election for which Al Gore won. Regardless of with the SCOTUS said, the electoral college elected who it wanted to. That's how our democracy works. A point could be made that the election was stolen, but that is an outside matter.

New Templet - Same Crappy Content

2006-06-18T16:16:00.000-05:00

-> I might change this again by next week. All's I know is I didn't like the last one. WASHINGTON - Americans paying $3 per gallon at the pump have it relatively cheap when compared with prices globally, say oil and gas company executives who defend their record profits as essential to maintaining supplies. In parts of Europe and elsewhere in the West, gasoline prices are more like $5

This was the best I had to work with --- MAIL DAY!!!

2006-06-18T14:29:00.000-05:00

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sleepy time

2006-06-18T01:42:00.000-05:00

-> slow news day i guess. -> links to <3 - sinfest.net and fark.com -> i got this cool pod/vodcast software. now all's i need is a microphone and something to talk about. i already look perdy, so i have 1 out of the 3. -> the new doctor who's out. i heard someone say it was love or hate. definitely love on this end. i think i hate rose now. there wasn't much of her or the doctor in this one and i

alone, alone i tell you

2006-06-17T18:35:00.000-05:00

We often hear that the poorest nations are stuck in a "poverty trap" which prevents them from improving their standards of living. In fact, in the 50 years to 2001, the poorest 20 per cent of countries (excluding communist and Persian Gulf oil nations as special cases) on average increased their income by about the same amount as all other nations. Perhaps the most surprising finding in the book

party at stifler's house

2006-06-17T14:44:00.001-05:00

NEW YORK (AP) -- Former Enron Corp. President Jeffrey Skilling says he contemplated suicide after his company crumbled and authorities began to ratchet up legal pressure on him. CNN.com - Jeffrey Skilling to paper: I considered suicide - Jun 17, 2006. yeah, because death solves everything. maybe you should of thought about that before you wiped out peoples pentions. the death penalty solves

last post for the night

2006-06-17T01:10:00.000-05:00

-> i know what i want to do, but i do not know how to get there. i want more original content, but right now i don't see how i can do it. -> there are a few rules that i will take to the grave with me: 1.) never talk about yourself in detail on your blog (unless you plan for no one to read it) i learned this in my first attempt at blogging. not right away mind you, but i did learn it. this blog

whaaaaa...?

2006-06-16T21:04:00.000-05:00

Many cities and states in the US are not prepared for a major disaster, a new report has warned. BBC NEWS | Americas | US 'unprepared for catastrophes'. no! that isn’t true. we are prepared… the admin told us so. say it ain’t so george. The US would do all that was needed to "monitor the situation" and to "protect ourselves", the spokesman said.US officials citing surveillance reports said

another day

2006-06-16T14:36:00.000-05:00

"i don't think you want to mess with me, i have nu... what? cheney hid the keys again? wtf!1!111oneoneeleventy" Tags: caption

let them have cake

2006-06-16T14:05:00.000-05:00

Jones now says he feels duped by his own party's leadership. "Maybe I should have been less trusting, but I felt it would be a debate that would allow us to talk about policy," Jones told me. "I don't see how we would have gotten hurt if we had allowed members of both parties to go down to the floor to offer an amendment." To express his frustration, he appeared Wednesday at a press

too easy, and i still can't get it

2006-06-16T03:03:00.000-05:00

"liberal? HAHAHAHAHAHA... stfu and vote for me" Tags: caption on edit: "pull my finger" thats a little better :P

i took it, sue me

2006-06-16T02:32:00.000-05:00

"You think these tomatoes are big? You oughta see my nuts" Tags: caption

i'll get better, i promise

2006-06-16T01:02:00.000-05:00

“i’m a sexy bastard aren’t I? you just want to bomb me all over don’t you?”

caption yo

2006-06-16T00:59:00.000-05:00

“i did not have sexual relations with that woman… wait, that was the other guy. i did not have sexual relations with that money”

w00t, starting caption day with a crappy caption

2006-06-16T00:52:00.000-05:00

“ok, this is extreme kayaking, extreme beating your head against a rock is that way”

i hate people

2006-06-15T21:25:00.000-05:00

Earlier this month, efforts to ban gay marriage by amending the Constitution failed badly in Senate. Now the religious right is considering appealing to state legislatures to call a Constitutional Convention under an obscure provision of Article 5 that would allow amendments to the Constitution without congressional approval. Think Progress » Religious Right Seeks Unprecedented

because i want white shoes

2006-06-15T15:42:00.000-05:00

What is true is that NeW is catching on across the nation. In the 16 months since The Vagina Monologues debate, NeW has expanded to seven other campuses, including Vanderbilt University, Drake University and Boise State University. While Agness suggests the women form book clubs before turning to activism, each chapter of NeW is autonomous — and likely to cause a stir. TIME.com: What Would

2006-06-15T15:24:00.000-05:00

2,500

n00bs

2006-06-15T04:31:00.000-05:00

The killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi marks the "beginning of the end" of al-Qaeda in Iraq, the country's national security adviser has said. BBC NEWS | Middle East | Al-Qaeda 'coming to end in Iraq'. oh? like hamas is gone from israel? i hate assholes like this, not because they are optimistic… but because people may look up to them and a guy may say, wow, this really could be a turning

the message sucks, change it

2006-06-14T22:43:00.000-05:00

-> i love this game attack the message or the messenger. see, how this game works is pretty simple. say, a family member drinks too much here's the conversation: you: i think you drink too much. them: well, so do you. see how that worked? them totally missed the point of his/her drinking and then flipped it on you. politicians, family, friends --- they all do it, i do it and probably you do it.